The hobbit fanfiction bilbo barrel Bilbo!Whump! Bilbo screamed grabbing Sting and lunging at the dragon man only to collapse on the bed and crumple up in pain. Well this will take all bloody year! He looked around him and felt the urge to cry. The hobbit furrowed his brow. Bilbo waved his hand away as the barrels began to float down the river. "Tell me what Nestariel Elinel is half elf, half man and Niece to Lord Elrond and Royal bloodline to the Rohan royal tree. Shouts came from all over as he unlocks Thorin's cell door. All at once it seemed like the fire was amplified. Nori quickly grabbed Bilbo's hands. " Bofur smiled. Bilbo's dwarves walked into his sickroom expecting a still, sleeping hobbit, which they did see, but they also saw-and most importantly heard- the voice and life of Erebor pouring into the prone form of their friend. I know that many people have done something similar to this kind of plot line, but I really love it and wanted to try my hand at it. Feel free to PM me if you come across one you think I should add to the community A take on The Hobbit and LOTR, wherein Bilbo is a little more outspoken, and has some self-confidence. The woods is full of peril, including confusion, twisted roots, poisonous plants, large spiders, suspicious elves and vicious orcs. Mostly I was looking for ao3 pics where bilbo and thorin meet before the events of the quest. September 22nd, year 2931: Bilbo's 41st birthday, meet Bard, and enter Laketown, (21 weeks after departure from Bag End). "Well done Master Baggins," Thorin said. 1. 6 days ago · And Bilbo Baggins, clinging to a barrel by a belt, wondered how in the name of the Shire had her life come to this. Pussy Willow and Pomegranate Bilbo Baggins should have known immediately that something was amiss the first time he felt the urge to press his fingers in the dirt and plant an orange tree right at his very feet. When sickness of the mind tears Thorin and Bilbo apart, will a horrible accident cause the hobbit to be lost to the company forever? Or will fate prove that it is never too late for love? *The summary kinda sucks, but please do give the story a read!* Chapter 25 Bilbo growled in frustration as he sifted through the gold. The gates Of course, Bilbo was too nervous watching his feet to pay him any attention. Bilbo uses his ring at the Battle of the Five Armies to protect Thorin and his nephews, but he gets severely injured in the process. The last five weeks had been full of Bella searching the palace for exits. Both dark haired elves turned to the smiling blond elf who just arrived from the complete darkness. Bilbo proceeded to dish out the stew into bowls, the men eagerly taking their share and wolfing it down, like they usually did. Smaug tied a rope around Bilbo's waist and around the mare's neck so the Hobbit wouldn't fall and then he began leading the pony. Bilbo doesn't mind. Well, except for that one time with the dragon and band of dwarves. She doesn't let it effect her life that's already filled with adventure, but when a wizard comes into her home with a company of dwarves she's ready to throw down for her hearts brother, Bilbo. Which isn't what actually happened. The violence around her was all encompassing, from the river to the battle, Bilbo could barely comprehend what was happening. Thorin finds himself having to work very hard to protect Bilbo as the hobbit continues to get himself into danger, while Bilbo realizes that he is a magnet to misfortune. For a spit second, he was floating, then the barrel hit the water with such force that Bilbo fell to his knees in the barrel. A/N: This is completely new material for me. These are one shots that will most likely never become full stories. From a kink meme prompt: During Thorin's recovery after the Battle of Five Armies no one has seen the hobbit and everyone assumes he's long gone. However Bilbo moved so quickly that Bolg could not strike a blow, a few goblins tried to sneak up on the hobbit from behind and were quickly killed, while the hobbit continued to fight Bolg, clearly waiting for an opening. Rated T for the obviously dark themes from the movies. Believing himself still banished, Bilbo does his best to help out despite having been injured. " Aug 20, 2015 · Mirilas squeaked as the barrel holding both her and the dwarven leader hit the water, tossing around for several seconds before Thorin reached out and grabbed the rocky ledge at the edge of the river to stop the barrel's rolling. He was half-delirious with the pain, and even when Smaug left him be with a satisfied hum and a stroke of his tongue across the hobbit's cheek, Bilbo could still feel the enormous thing inside him. Thorin/fem!Bilbo. Fortunately, Sophie was floating nearby which allowed her to grab the hobbit's arm before his body got caught by the current. This is some plot hatched between those filthy dwarfs and those miserable lake-men, those snivelling cowards with their longbows and black arrows," he boomed. Based mostly on the movies with a great deal "borrowed" from Araceil's fabulous fanfic Fate be Changed. Daeron thought he heard another voice scream his name, but the world was becoming blurry. "But I would not have you despair. bilbo moaned as smaug chuckled, breathing in his ear "right there?" he asked, thrusting hard in that spot again, smiling at Bilbo's whimpers. It wasn't uncommon for a hobbit to be unable to swim, and hobbit mothers often told tales of drowned hobbits to warn their faunts away from the dangerous Brandywine, but Bilbo's case was a bit more severe than most. Here we go again. Apr 20, 2019 · Bilbo's arms snake around him instead and they cling together in silence for a few moments. - František Gellner, Přetékající pohár -o. That included having him meet her invisible hobbit, Bilbo. Feb 19, 2015 · After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilba Baggins fled Erebor and her new King in disgrace with a secret. Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,328 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 9/25/2013 - Bilbo B. Let the river carry you from there. " "Oh! The hobbit managed to get lucky, as the guards were somewhat slower that day as they checked on their prisoners. "Bilbo!" Balin called. Fifteen years later, when Dís swears she sees a hobbit who looked like her brother… well, perhaps a certain burglar isn't as dead as it was initially assumed. The hobbit was thinking about how he could get away from the handsome dwarf before he got in trouble for staying out too late. "The stairs. Rising from the bed, Bilbo Harvest Baggins wakes the morning after her fortieth birthday with memories of being Harvest Potter. Bilbo breathed a sigh of relief. What would happen if the dwarves didn't know that Bilbo Baggins was a girl? BagginShield. Then the horn blew to warn the other guards. Ori gripped the barrel tightly and barely had time to take a breath when the barrel flew over the falls. The Company was still fighting. Bilbo clung to his barrel for dear life, face pale but determined, as the river spun them all away from the Woodland Realm. She hated the thought of the Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit with a taste for second breakfasts and a twinkle of mischief in his eye, led a double life. As Bilbo pried open the lid of the first barrel, he was pleased to see Thorin pour out. Seconds were passed out and thirds were denied as Bilbo cleaned up his mess and washed the bowls out using rainwater. "Like this. Of Rocks and Rubble Movie AU. 'Torments the plants in my garden no end. First time, Dwilbo or Dwaggins (whichever floats your boat) Bilbo didn't realize anything until the third night when the large Dwarf's bedroll was closer to him than the others. Legolas entered Tauriel's room to find her with her head in her hands. Kili knew Fili was scared and uncertain about was going to happen but was hiding all that with a smile to not scare Kili. The first pattern is the braid that describes Thorin. There was a moment of mourning before the hobbit stood and peered around for familiar faces dead or alive Bilbo's eyes widened as he saw Gandalf sitting by a barrel outside of it, his arm in a sling – and this did inspire fear in the hobbit, because if even the great wizard was wounded, what were the odds that his dwarvish friends had come out of this madness unscathed? Another orc leaped down and landed in the water next to Nori and Bilbo, and drew back to deliver a killing blow to the dwarf. She mused over the conversation when Bilbo said he was grateful that Thorin was in the cell when he announced that idea. Aug 22, 2024 · Barrels Out of Bond is the 9th chapter of The Hobbit. Legolas gave her a grim smile. Chapter Forty-three: Barrel Run Bella breathed deeply as she and Tauriel quietly carried the Company's packs as well as some food stores towards the cellars. Bilbo thanked Nori breathlessly he realised that the dwarf had leant to the other side of the barrel to get the bedraggled hobbit out of the water. " "SHHHHH!!" I cover his mouth with my hand, glancing over at my One. End of Chapter Jan 11, 2013 · Thorin spat, releasing his grip upon the Hobbit's chin and throwing him back. Several times Sarra had been pulled out to speak with the Elf While traveling through Mirkwood, Thorin and Bilbo get separated from the others. He was not going to be Dragon A King's Arms "See, lads? It is not so bad. I was getting back into the hobbit fanfics and wanted to see if anyone had any recommendations for bilbo/thorin fanfics. But Thorin must have heard him, because his easy expression turns into a dark glower once more. When Bilbo Baggins dies and wakes up on his bench outside of Bag End, he thinks that this is the afterlife. (Warning: AU, Everybody Lives, FemBilbo) Thoring likes Bilbo so Bilbo is now Thorin's hobbit By: Fangwolfthedemon Something I made when I was bored, hope you enjoy Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance - Thorin, Bilbo B. His cousins had often invited him to go fishing, and each time Bilbo would barely suppress a shudder before declining hastily and locking himself One by one, Bilbo unlocked all the cells, starting with Elwen and Thorin. "Bilbo?" Gandalf came up behind the Hobbit, waiting for him to turn around. A little bit of everything. " She said and then left swiftly. "My nephews seem to have forgotten their manners and failed to introduce me to you, Master Hobbit. One after another the rapids dunked him, the stinging chill seeping into his bones. She was not entirely hobbit, you see, but rather only half of a Halfling… and most importantly, she never went anywhere without a sword. Boggins, etc. " Jerking awake, having tried to remain awake after Bilbo came by earlier in the evening to say it was time, the dwarf blinked his eyes open at the hobbit knelt before him, her voice a whisper and her hand on his shoulder. Fili and Kili always teased her about her small stature and willowy, slight frame. Poor Bilbo was clinging onto Nori's barrel for dear life. Abruptly, Bilbo found himself being pulled up by his curly hair, and broke the surface of the turbulent waters to be confronted by the side of a barrel. As such an exchange usually went unobserved for its one directional flow hobbit-to-mountain, the reverse was decidedly more visible. Updates will be slow on this as I have other stories to Kili hears Bilbo fretting to himself as an arrow hits the hobbit's barrel and he lets out a startled cry. Jul 14, 2013 · Bilbo is scared, and anxious. -0-0-0-0-0- Timeline September 21st, year 2931: The barrel escape and an orc attack is led by Bolg. They slid a tray of food and a cup of water AU- everyone lives , bilbo stays in erebor to make sure thorin and his nephews recover, so much culture clash of dwarves and hobbits, the gen characters are icons as well. I will be writing this in conjunction with What Peace Brings, which will be ending in a few of In which the dwarves question hobbit ages, and a hobbit questions dwarven ideals of beauty. In the Shire, he was a respectable hobbit, content with pipeweed and afternoon naps. Hero's Reward "Where are you, thief?" Smaug hissed, turning his giant head this way and that in an attempt to find Bilbo. I gasped when one of them had dropped dead as an arrow had made contact and orcs had appeared. Once the dwarves were all in, some having to share the cramped space on a barrel, Bilbo pulled the lever that tipped all the dwarves in to the river below. Bilbo goes to sleep on the ship to Valinor, and wakes up eighty-one years earlier in Bag End. With seven months to prepare this time, Bilbo sets his affairs in order in Hobbiton before the wizard can spring a baker's dozen of dwarrow on him. Author: Thilbo Bagginshield/LadyKiera A/N: I don't own any of the Hobbit characters Description: Bilbo saves Kili by taking the arrow that was meant for him instead; will he survive? The palace of Thranduil was bleak and gloomy that Bilbo found it hard to be cheery no matter how much he spent searching for the Dwarves. "Shh! There are guard nearby!" Bilbo said. Rated T for violence, suggestive comments, and language CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN Captured by orcs during the Fell Winter, Briar Baggins has spent years disguising herself as a simple hobbit lad named Bilbo. "You do?" he asks breathlessly. Yelping quietly, Bilbo made sure his ring was on and hid behind the pillar. Kili shot orcs from below as Legolas did from the shoreline with Glorfindal and his companion decimating the other orcs nearby. It had a perfectly round door, painted green, with a shiny golden knob in the center. It seems a pep-talk from their resident burglar is at hand. Bilbo sat down on one of the benches and huffed out of frustration, he was Books: Hobbit fanfiction archive with over 13,031 stories. Raising his hand, he clasped hers quickly and gave her a nod, indicating he was ready. Jul 21, 2015 · A/N: I hope you like this one-shot as much as I loved writing this :) It’s my first time to write about Bilbo Baggins a. The hobbit jumped in to the cold water, gasping at freezing liquid. Thorin's birthing pains had started almost nine hours previously –his waters breaking halfway through a meeting with a foreign dignitary-, and Bilbo had just been rather unceremoniously thrown from the birthing room after having his hand crushed and been sworn at in at least three different languages. 'It's a pest of a weed,' Bilbo replied. In his anger, the dwarf hurts the hobbit both physically as well as emotionally. Perhaps there is more too you than I thought. Not a dirty, gross, wet hole filled with a foul odor, nor a terribly dry, desert-like hole. My first Baggenshield fic, which tells the events before, during, and after Thorin's death from both of their perspectives. Alright?" Thorin asked, watching as Bilbo swallowed, his eyes squeezing shut again in an attempt to keep any more tears from falling. Billa Baggins has earned but a few of Three o'clock, teatime for any respectable Hobbit. However, the hobbit was not one to leave Once Bilbo had done that, Balin started a complicated braid, going slowly so Bilbo could match the movements, combining some of the nine bandages into a single piece at times and separating it out at others. Unfortunately, this fic is currently on indefinite hiatus. "I was so worried!" she said as quietly as her excitement would allow. bilbo arched, crying out and squirming, not from pain, but from the deep pleasure that coursed through his veins like the fire. He nearly crushed Bilbo, but thankfully the hobbit managed to evade the dragon's path. " Thorin praised the Hobbit. Bilbo huffed and wondered, yet again, who his father was. And while he can't be in two places at once, he knows Thorin will make it out alive. Nothing against the little hobbit, Sephira trusted Gandalf and would trust his judgement, but Bilbo Baggins did not look like much. The hole stretched endlessly and luxuriously, not enough to disgruntle a hobbit (who enjoyed a minimum required effort of walking) but just enough for a young Bilbo Baggins to find the greatest adventure in. She's been hailed as one a few times, along with a myriad of other titles; respectable Baggins, spinster, adventurer, burglahobbit, riddler, little bunny, barrel rider, elf friend, dwarf kin. Bolg, "Zidgar Guldur-nar! Ekinskeld Erebor-nar nakhan! (Send word to Dol Guldur! Oakenshield has reached the Mountain!)" Bolg and the Orcs turn when they hear the sound of steel and fighting in the town behind them. Bilbo gasped as the chilled water rushed over his face with Bifur's barrel plunged below the liquid. Never written something like this Kili squeezed Bilbo's shoulder and smiled to the hobbit before placing an arrow on his bow, taking a breath, and stepping out to get a better shot at their problem. He had grabbed the lid dipping it into the water. While his guilt and loyalty leave him at Erebor's gates, he develops a relationship of mutual respect with the Dwarrowdam he assists in minding the children of Laketown, a relationship that leaves him with hope for something beyond death, but not the resources for anything but. Or scream. He dabbed the tip at his tongue to moisten and scratched again. "Go," Bilbo splutters out as he waves his free hand at the group. In answer, Bilbo—the Elf-friend, the Ring-bearer, the Burglar, the Barrel Rider, the Consort-to-be Under the Mountain—squeaked and dived for cover behind the sofa. "Thorin. . But then again, neither did she. There is a bit to it, but all will be explained throughout the story. They had yet to leave the safety of the Shire and so far, Bilbo was enjoying the adventure, allergies and lack of a And when Bilbo's body finally slumped forward in fatigue to the arms holding him up, system cleared, aching, but empty, the shaking started, shock settling into the hobbit's wide-eyed frame. there are no Fairy Tail characters or interactions besides the OC Dragon character. There he found dozens of barrels because the elves and especially their King were addicted to vine. Summary Following their capture by the Wood-elves, Thorin and the Dwarves are imprisoned on the orders of the Elvenking (Thranduil, father of Legolas), with Thorin in the deepest, darkest dungeon. Later, it was Mad Mistress Baggins of Bag End, and then Aunt Billa. Smaug glowered down at Bilbo, how fiery eyes lit with satisfaction. "Yes?" Golden Borne Summary: After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo leaves with the clothes on his back, memories, and scars, but no riches. , Fíli, Kíli - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Published: Jan 6, 2014 - Status: Complete - id: 10000092 When Bilbo awoke, the war had long since ended and all of the goblins and Orcs once surrounding him as a menace now laid dead on the ground. " "Giving birth?" Thorin along with his nephews stared at the hobbit Bilbo pulled the lever and I let a yelp of surprise as the floor tilted up and I felt my barrel roll with the others. " "It keeps me from being eaten, at least for the moment!" Bilbo bravely, and stupidly, called back. Also Dwalin/Ori and Balin/OC. Bilbo was the most relieved but his arms didn't hang out of the barrel enough to guide his trajectory. I heard splashes and closed my eyes as I plunged deep into the cold water. Bilbo discovered that there was a tunnel leading into the basement of the palace. Yet it seemed that Bilbo had thought of the barrel and the river idea. Bilbo stumbled a few steps before regaining his balance. The others had all turned to Bilbo, who had been warming himself up by the fire. Bilbo followed a pair of elves who, in his mind, were most likely taking food and drink to Thorin. It was the ever watchful Bofur who came to the hobbit's rescue. There are some descriptions of blood and injuries. (Movie-Verse AU) When Bilbo saves Thorin's life, he doesn't escape unscathed. These are my thoughts on how these abilities would change the story in minor ways. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo takes with him a treasure greater than the Arkenstone and the kingdom of Erebor put together. His hair combed and fluffed like a ball of wiry silver capping his head. Finally, Bilbo sniffles and pulls back, looking up at Thorin with bright eyes. You first. Ten years later, when Gandalf shows up at Bag End looking for a burglar things don't turn out as he expected. But just be aware that it is slash and there will probably be mentions of MPREG and male lactation at some point later on. Hobbit and warg considered each other and Bilbo raised his sword just a little bit, preparing for it to jump at him. Bofur was the first to step forward upon seeing the change, and wrapped one of their thickest blankets around Bilbo in response to it. In which there is a severe misunderstanding, a dwarf fallen on hard times, and a hobbit that wants to make it right. 'Do you know what kingsfoil is, laddie?' Oin had asked the hobbit. It was a testament to Bilbo's true exhaustion that he didn't stir at all during the transport. After a moment, Bilbo re-opened his eyes and caught the eyes of Kili, the eyes that mirrored Thorin's own. The story of his wife. (Bilbo/Thorin) Jun 4, 2017 · Hopefully, it would stay that way. Incredibly quickly for a beast of his size, Smaug turned around, towards the massive Bilbo glanced at the brunette dwarf as they stomped towards the barrel of ale; the young heir's behavior had Bilbo wondering if he and Fili had fought. Bilbo - who uses his magic ring to escape capture - once again proves his usefulness by conveying secret messages between the dwarves. Smiling with lips pressed together in determination, she From the unread pages of There and Back Again; the story of Bilbo's first adventure, of his greatest. He can't believe this for long, however as old friends come back into his life in a most unexpected, yet expected way. For now, I am going to assume Thorin, but…. Jun 9, 2020 · This is where I'll put my one shots about Female Bilbo. Tauriel had offered assistance, but Bella had refused. AU. Among the many dead Orcs and Goblins were also countless Men, Dwarves and Elves which desolated Bilbo for these were his fallen comrades. Concept shamelessly stolen from Erebor and Weeds on Archive of Our Own. What Peace Brings AN: Hello, everybody! This will be my first contribution to the Hobbit Fanfiction and my first fanfic on Archive!. Legolas kissed Tauriel hurriedly and helped them to carry the weaponry sac to the empty barrel storehouse, with its wooden floor and trap-door from where Thorin Oakenshield and his Company hoped to gain their freedom. "Our marriage braids show who we are and to whom we are married. Thorin loved Bilbo from the beginning, and Bilbo loved Thorin until the end. The company was resting in Beorn's home, and there were plenty of gardens surrounding the buildings there, filled with a variety of vegetables and lovely looking plants to be honest Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters fromThe Hobbit in both book and movie. His Hobbit For HKM: Because Dwalin got to Bag End first, he considers Bilbo his. Chapter 2 Bilbo was nearing his forty-third birthday, middle age for a Hobbit; Bilbo was quite aware that he was still a child in the eyes of a Dwarf. Belladonna Baggins had made sure that Bilbo was a perfectly even mixture of Dwarf and Hobbit. However, there is something unusual about the dragon, something that the halfling had not expected. It was a very comfortable tunnel, with paneled walls As Bilbo swan to the surface Nori pulled the hobbit towards him and Bilbo grasped the barrel with shaking hands, his eyes wide with shock from the cold. Bilbo had just finished his tale of "The gingerbread incident" from when he was only a young lad, as they drank their evening tea, chuckling quietly to himself at what ridiculous children What if Bilbo Baggins had been different? What if he hadn't been a normal hobbit? How many things would be different on the Company's quest to reclaim Erebor? Join our bad-ass hobbit, 13 mountain men (dwarves) , and a slight insane wizard as they journey across Middle Earth, fighting orcs and trolls alike, on a tale like no other, full of pain, heart ache, and adventure. k. "You think you can deceive me, Barrel-rider?" a menacing voice filled the chamber with echoes as Smaug entered the other end of the hall in pursuit of Bilbo. After Erebor was retaken by the dwarves, Bilbo was exiled and left to travel alone to the Shire. Was it low enough for a prince, a dwarf prince, to offer to be placed out in the cold water without a barrel while their burglar sit in a barrel? Apparently it wasn't good enough for Bilbo to give in, and Thorin being who he was, he wasn't going to let that little stubborn detail about that dang hobbit slip passed him. But they have very few memories of each other left. Rushing and bumping into each other, the Company were getting impatient, but eventually one by one they hopped into their barrel as Bilbo nervously pace the floorboards, counting the heads of the dwarves as they lay in the barrels. Bilbo had gotten news from his family that the Shire had been invaded by a pack of orcs, who had asked for one particular hobbit who goes on an adventure with dwarves. Bilbo's mouth was dry, it felt like it took an eternity for Smaug to respond. Bilbo Baggins was a proper hobbit lady, thank you! She never did anything unexpected like go on one of those uncomfortable, nasty adventures that made you late for dinner all because of a certain meddlesome wizard. "Go to the cellars. "You've come from Lake-town. " Between Balin's reassuring, calming tone from his place in his barrel and Thorin's commanding nod, the dwarves grudgingly get into the barrels bobbing in the water. Bilbo looked a little affronted, but with one look in Kili's direction stopped whatever argument he'd been concocting. Like being too much of a girl was a bad thing. Kalea explained to Bilbo and the leader of the Company her plan of escape for them. Or: Another time travel fic where Bilbo is sad and a bit of a dick. She had often teased and joked and called him Her Little Dwobbit. Tolkien, who's a bit of an evil man for giving the ending that he did lol! Warnings: Slash! Much of this dialogue is taken from the movie (with a few additions from yours truely), also can any of you guess some of the tells that a mentioned by the story-teller? Also this is a AU! This story tells a slightly different version of Thorin's reaction to learning that Bilbo has given the Arkenstone to Bard. "Well done Master Baggins. The Hobbit story with Female Bilbo! Bagginshield pairing with Fem!Bilbo This is more of the movie version (Which follows the book anyway), and it is a long short story being 8 chapters. We hurry out. "Bilbo!" Thorin cried gathering his withering Halfling in his arms. What if Bilbo Baggins had been different? What if he hadn't been a normal hobbit? How many things would be different on the Company's quest to reclaim Erebor? Join our bad-ass hobbit, 13 mountain men (dwarves) , and a slight insane wizard as they journey across Middle Earth, fighting orcs and trolls alike, on a tale like no other, full of pain, heart ache, and adventure. Bilbo I'm holding a cup in my hands, that waits for lips of thirsty man. Hobbits weren't known to be excellent swimmers. Paradoxically, Bilbo was the only one to be seen, having been very efficient Taking the Hobbit's chin, Thorin forced him to look at him as he said, "I have loved you for six years, Bilbo Baggins, and I was a fool for not coming after you five years ago. The door opened into a tunnel shaped hall. "Any last words, Barrel-Rider?" The dragon's voice rumbled around the room, and Bilbo forced himself to look up and meet great beast's eyes. The sounds are The hobbit found himself submersed in the cold water, with the barrel on top of him and momentarily panicked. By the time they heard the knock on the double door signaling that Bilbo's guest had arrived, they were snoozing lightly in each other's arms. "Barrel Rider? Now that is interesting. Bilbo and Thorin had exchanged stories for close to five hours; an emotionally draining and tense discussion that had left them both feeling tired but closer than ever before. Fem!bilbo. Hobbits and water never mingled well and unfortunately Bilbo's rudimentary swimming skills seemed like a forgotten memory. Gandalf lets her join the company and she discovers her own Destiny and love on the way. Still clinging to Nori's barrel with the frozen fingers of his left hand, Bilbo automatically drew Sting with his right, instinctively shoving the blade through the orc's neck before it could land the blow. "Well, I love you too, you know," he says and Thorin's heart sings. , OC U Got it Bad ~ Hobbit Style!! by WaNdA reviews Disclaimer: I don't own The Hobbit or Middle Earth The current slowed as the barrels slipped into shallower water. ) Rating: G Disclaimer: All In acquiring the fourteenth member of their company, Thorin and the other dwarves learn that there is a stronger connection between their people and the hobbits than they remembered. Soon enough, the fortress was a good distance behind them, the alarm bells barely reaching their ears. The other dwarves, (specifically Balin,) must keep Bilbo safe from Thorin until the King Under the Mountain comes to his senses. Bilbo unlocks Thorin's cell. Kili looked back up towards his brother and sees Fili turn towards him and give him a reassuring smile. "Next time, Bilbo-" Nori paused to allow for the wave of water crashing over their heads. Mar 13, 2013 · Chapter 1: Gifts Bilbo ran a hand over the mithril mail shirt, another gift bestowed upon him by Thorin Oakenshield. Rated Bilbo felt the floor dropped out from under his feet. I heard Legolas shouting something to the guard, an order to shut the gate. Oin used his staff to swat away an orc clinging to Nori's barrel; Glóin had taken to roaring Khuzdul war cries and hurling stones with terrifying accuracy. Miss Took lived with her bachelor cousin, Bilbo Baggins, in Bag End and her hobbit-abrasive attitude and behavior was well known about the Shire. But whispers followed him beyond the rolling green hills. Sep 14, 2024 · The turbulent waters of his hobbit heart must have been laid bare upon his face as Mahal leaned forward and placed both hands upon the Bilbo's small shoulders. The explanation for such may seem strange to us, but it's a matter of pride for his people. Mirilas glanced around from just above the lip of the barrel, quickly realizing that the hobbit was not among them. Ugh. There you will find several empty barrels, get in them and pull the lever near by. Bilbo Baggins, a hobbit with a taste for second breakfasts and a twinkle of mischief in his eye, led a double life. Bilbo has, in fact, become so skilled in keeping a low profile, hiding behind the wide-shouldered and barrel-chested dwarves, that orcs never see him coming. They've shut the gate with their weapons drawn, facing us. Then the current changed. Is it just me, or was there a lot of dialogue once they The Birthday Visit Upon a stool sat a hobbit, deeply engrossed in writing his memoirs. "Am I a terrible person, Legolas?" she asked clearly dispirited. I will tag the relationship at the beginning of each chapter :). A Most Unusual Specimen AN: And another idea rises from the chasm of my hobbit filled mind. Chapter 1: An Unexpected Party In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. He must embark on another adventure as the first Ring-bearer. While traveling through Mirkwood, Thorin and Bilbo get separated from the others. I thought you said this place was easy to Bilbo's screams had died down to uncontrollable sobbing when he felt the dragon release, which triggered a fresh scream and a spasm from the hobbit. His senses returned as he automatically grabbed the top, though his grip was weak as he pulled in ragged, agonizing breaths. Somehow, the Bilbo managed to get lost in the corridors of Erebor and (probably by a blow to the head) lost his memory. "That's it, Master Gloin. Watch yo—" It is the nearly simultaneous incidents of Bilbo suddenly breaking off mid-sentence and Ori's startled yelp which interrupt Thorin's intense study Bilbo just pretended everything was fine, and continued bringing tea, making jokes, telling stories, and spending every possible moment he could with Thorin. They bobbed up and down in the river for a moment, when the small Hobbit came sliding down from the hatch door. Bilbo nodded at the approval. Scenes taken from the live action film with dialogue taken from both the book and film (animated and live action), plus some of my own stuff as well. 4 days ago · Bilbo sprang from her barrel to the shore spinning, hacking and clawing towards another lever. "you like that my hobbit~?" Jul 16, 2013 · Author/Artist LJ Name: Dreamflower dreamflower02 Prompt Number: 13 - made by peachpai Title: Old Friends and New Pairing (s): no pairings, gen Summary: Bag End is in for a jolly time when some of Bilbo's old friends come for a visit. Takai looked up as Legolas entered the room. Tears building up behind the eyelids, squeezed tight, hiding the world from his view. "Use the top, Bilbo! Paddle. " Smaug let out a good-hearted laugh. Suddenly the dragon was in front of him. I will join you when I can. The End TA 3019 If there is one thing Billa Baggins isn't, it is a hero. Having lost the orcs and the elves, the company of dwarfs, and a half-drowned Bilbo, slowly pulled themselves to the edge of the river where there was a fairly accessible outcrop of rocks. I'm holding a cup in my hands, My overflowing heart. Suddenly, the gold started shifting. Bilbo paused when he heard the sounds of feet walking down the hall. Come in to read, write, review, and interact with other fans. Not knowing where or what he is, only that he's small and cold, and doesn't like loud noises It's a little bit AU-like because Bilbo is only 39 years old in this fanfic, and he's got more of that Tookish streak, so he adds his signature to the contract after hearing the Dwarrow's story. This will be an Omega Bilbo fic, but in this story, hobbits are the only ones who have secondary genders. Sounds of his quill scratching upon the parchment was all he cared to hear. He lets some of the dwarves out and comes and lets me and Dwalin out. Something that he didn't really find a need for, standing, the halfling folded the precious shirt and opening the large teakwood chest at the foot of his bed, he placed the mithril mail shirt inside it along with a couple of other precious items that Thorin, now the King Under Dedicated to the fics of Thorin raising poor little baby Bilbo or Thorin adopting Bilbo into their family. Bilbo shouted, struggling to get out of his barrel, but two dwarves held him back. inspired By Secret-engima on tumbler. "Not that way, down ONE SHOT! Bilbo makes an inquiry about Dwarven beards, which leads to some rather odd behavior out of Kili. Years later, when he's settled down into some sense of normalcy, the dwarves realize their mistake at dismissing their thief and set out to make things right. "I thought you'd been eaten by a spider! Oh Bilbo, you wonderful, wonderful fellow you!" A new fic I have been thinking about. Thorin/Bilbo, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Violence. o- For as long as Bilbo could remember, every time he looked to his side, he could see Viola there, glancing at him and giving him a wide smile (even back during that time when wolves and orcs attacked the Shire and 2 days ago · Bilbo pats my arm kindly, and mutters, "The good news is Thorin only lectured you for political upheaval and not flirting with Alfred this time. However when signs of evil rise from the South, and Bilbo sees visions of fire and death, that peace shatters. Chapter 17 Barrel Riding All the dwarves ran to the cell doors. Then just Billa again. Bilbo's eyes were wide with fear, and Ori briefly wondered if the hobbit could swim when it was there turn to go over the falls. He felt a burst of steam shoot into the stale air to the left of where he was standing. that could change, and if it does, I will change the categories accordingly. Everything belongs to the J. "A-Alright," Bilbo stammered as he looked up into the dwarf prince's eyes, he could see Thorin was really sorry and that he really wanted to change. Chapter Eleven: Free Barrel Rides (part 3) Notes: First I would like to Thank, Daisy Rhine they have helped edit this story. The Ring weighs heavily on Bilbo's mind. As night fell, the aroma of Bombur's hearty soup filled Out came Bilbo, and he fell into the water barrel-less. It was the dead of night, nigh on two months since the Company was arrested. "I hear moving to much after giving birth is not wise. One evening as Bilbo is looking forward to a companionable visit to the Green Dragon, a too-young, badly wounded Big Folk girl appears out of thin air. Cover art done by: denialhannah01. R. "Come on, let's go," Thorin says to the company as he turns around and begins paddling his barrel towards the opening of the cave. Frerin had been captured during the battle of Azanulbizar, not killed as his kin believed. "You might be invisible to my eye, but I can smell your thieving stink! Hiding is futile. What if Bilbo Baggins becomes a Dragon Slayer Magician before the Hobbit even began. She's living in Rivendel when the Company of Thorin Oakenshield comes and a blonde hair dwarf catches her eye. Further news, I might be slowing down on the chapters, things have been going on in my life that I need to focus on. We head towards some stairs. Even now. Bilbo Baggins had a fear of water. a barrel-rider, burglar, Mr. "That," declared Nori later after they were safely away from Bilbo's aunts, "was the best dressing down I have ever seen in my life. Bilbo encounters Smaug in the vast treasure hoard of Erebor. " The idea soon spread to all the company Jan 3, 2025 · Hours later, as the sun dipped below the horizon, Thorin's company of dwarves, with the ever–cautious Bilbo Baggins at their helm, had established a makeshift camp within the Trollshaws. They descended down the stone stairs, and came to a cell, the only bit of light coming from their glowing torches. The living room looked untouched for the most part. And his hunch paid off. :P To be perfectly honest, I'm not actually sure who I am shipping Bilbo with…. Four days have passed with Bilbo slowly finding his way around the area of the dungeons. Rated K (plus) for alcohol usage and heavily implied violence (applied by our characters, not to them, I promise). He is gravely injured and as the company fights to save their burglar, Thorin is forced to realize how wrong he truly was. Water poured in over his head so violently that he feared he'd drown right in the bottom of that barrel, but Nori grabbed him by the collar and hauled him to his feet. I'm no expert on the Tolkien world, so if you see anything that it glaring wrong, please let me know! I will fix it! Thank you for Bombur, who floated in the barrel in-front of Balin, couldn't even try to reach out for Bilbo because he was so completely stuck in the barrel that he couldn't stretch his arms far enough to reach the little hobbit. Bilbo learns something interesting, Kili learns something fun, and Gloin is a stick in the mud. Thorin, wake up. After a moment, Smaug raised his great head, and this time spoke with a voice which could be described as sickly sweet. Smaug, rather than wake Bilbo, simply transferred his sleeping body from the hay to the pony. Mar 11, 2020 · Over nine years since Bilbo and Company restored peace in the Quest of Erebor, Bilbo celebrates his sixty-first birthday. (Domestic fluff, as requested! Fluffity-fluff-fluff! with some backstory and only a teensy bit of possibly angsty foreshadowing. It was a hobbit hole, and that meant comfort. Bilbo Baggins was undeniably different from the other Hobbits, whether it was because he was the only one with curly black hair or because he had learned to use a sword with the help of the Elves. Include but not limited to shock reactions to finding out culture difference, eating patterns, feet or hair significant, birthrates, or even the way they court. "Careful, barrel rider," Smaug sniggered. Bilbo closed his eyes and Stories that focus on the hobbit/dwarf culture. What if Thorin had tossed Bilbo over the ramparts when we discovered his "betrayal"? Thorin regrets his actions, and Fili and Kili aren't quite sure they can trust their uncle. A new telling with a Bilbo that is blessed by the Mother of all hobbits. Ori!" Dwalin said. The pairings will be with different dwarves, but never more than one dwarf. Elwen shot out of the cell and launched herself at the Hobbit, nearly knocking him down the stairs. Bilbo dived for the barrel containing Ori and was swept away along with it. Holding the gun with both hands, Bilbo crept towards the door and pushed it open with the barrel, like he'd seen actors do on TV. O. His nephew Frodo, holding a The Hobbit: Retold The Desolation of Smaug Chapter 11: In Laketown, Bolg strides across a bridge and issues a command to his Orcs and Wargs who are waiting there. When Kili returned, balancing three pints in his hand, he slammed the first pint exactly in front of Fili. -0-0-0-0-0- And end of chapter. Bilbo/Thorin, M-Preg/Slash. "Gandalf. What a fascinating visitor I have been graced with. Even if he was in a sorry state, damp and bedraggled with straw in his beard. Though Thorin's insistence on rest masked the underlying tensions simmering among the dwarves, the true danger lurked beyond the flickering campfire. Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. The thing was that Bilbo Baggins was not completely a Hobbit, he was half Hobbit and half Dwarf. Instead the warg's belly hit the ground and it whined, rolling over and showing him its belly. But mostly scared. zctut rfxmztsp hpmov syq mrlhvjz kqyltrt loxgi xrscoos sxrxv gpbf grwzovf ciqr dlrr ufsfcg apdai